googlebus:

customer reviews 

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

gay4zayn:

who’s that perfect boy over there

oh just me

guilty-daydreamer:

bluntasaurus-sex:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

my life is a lie.

“I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got married.”

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

that-kid-from-london:

japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

i like how someone has left it a bottle of drink for it there too like “squid u ok? drink up rest easy”